Friday, 18 February 2011

John Hughes: The Posters



On what would have been his 61st birthday (and on what is Molly Ringwald's 43rd birthday), let's take a look at the posters of the quintessentially 80's genius that was John Hughes. Check them out next...

Thursday, 17 February 2011

Obscurity Files #41 - Airheads

Seeing as we did a Jennifer Aniston post the other day to tie in with Just Go With It, it seemed only fair that we dug into Adam Sandler's back catalogue too.
Let's take a look at Airheads...

Asterisks and The Lesson In Over Censorship


I'm pretty sure we're all aware of which naughty word they've purposely censored in the tagline for Cyrus, and frankly, it's some good advice. But were the asterisks really so ineffective that they needed to soften the naughty word AND keep the asterisks for the DVD cover?




It's perhaps a slightly overzealous change when they clearly don't have a problem with Jonah Hill waving his fist at John C Reilly with the international sign language for wanker.


Maybe they just like f**king around with stuff. Kn*bheads.

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

VAMPIRES SUCK DVD review

For some godforsaken reason I subjected my eyes to this monstrosity.
If you dare, check out the trailer and read my review, next...

"Cause You're Amazing, Just The Way You Are"

Filming is now well under way on the new Spider-Man film, so Sony have been nice by giving us some more info and releasing a new image of Andrew Garfield in full costume as everyone's favourite arachnid based Superhero. Check it out, next...

Sunday, 13 February 2011

Obscurity Files #40 - Leprechaun

Seeing as she's currently invading our multiplexes with Just Go With It, let's take a look at Jennifer Aniston's big screen debut.


Today, let's all say hello to the Leprechaun...

Saturday, 12 February 2011

NEVER LET ME GO review

Out now in cinemas is this adaption of Kazuo Ishiguro's novel.
Although I have tried to steer clear of specifics, it's impossible to talk about this film without revealing what could be deemed as spoilers. If you're willing to continue, you can watch the trailer and read my review, next...

Friday, 11 February 2011

INAPPROPRIATE SILHOUETTE OF THE WEEK

If Chalet Girl didn't look shit enough already, this new German poster makes a couple of unfortunate changes to the UK poster. Firstly, I'm not so sure lead actress Felicity Jones knew she was signing up for a film called 'Powder Girl', which sounds like street slang for 'raging coke fiend'.


Secondly, although the silhouette is supposed to show Felicity Jones riding a snowboard, it sure looks like something else to me. At best you could say she's riding a cannon, at worst she's massaging a giant cock 'n' balls.


You decide.

X-MEN FIRST CLASS trailer breakdown

The first official look at the new installment in the X-Men franchise has just been released.
Check it out and read my breakdown of what it reveals, next...

Thursday, 10 February 2011

BRIGHTON ROCK review

Out now in cinemas in this re-adaptation of Graham Greene's novel.
Watch the trailer and read my review, next...