Do You Know What Audiences Love To See On Film Posters? Monkeys Dressed Like People.

And now the worst offender of them all. They've shaved a big dumb ape and dressed him like a Zookeeper. Don't tell me I'm being mean, I've just had to watch The Dilemma.

Monkey Business

With the hype surrounding the upcoming Planet of the Apes prequel Rise of the Planet of the Apes just starting to build, the appropriately named new website for the film, ApesWillRise.com, has given us the first look at the film that should revolutionise Ape based cinema forever. Or maybe it'll just give mo-cap king Andy Serkis another opportunity to jump around a room wearing a ping-pong ball covered leotard. Either way, I'm in.


Are you ready for the clip? Are you sure? Okay then, here we go...

oh.


That was over quite quickly, wasn't it? It's a bit strange that they've only released four seconds of footage when, given the release date is fast approaching, you'd hope they might have got a bit more of it finished by now. Still, that's a pensive looking CGI Ape if ever I saw one. As for the rest of the film, here's hoping they show us a bit more of the people who may or may not be in it before the August 5th release date.


P.s. I know that Apes aren't actually Monkeys, but you trying coming up with a title better than Monkey Business. It's just not possible.